“Good morning, Brother Chris. Your tomatoes are spectacular.” “Praise be to God.” “Would you like some help weeding?” “Thank you, Brother Jacob, I would love some. My knees are killing me.” “Are they? You always look so content here, working in your garden.” “I am, in mind and spirit, but the body does have aContinue reading “Pulling Weeds”
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Why I Don’t Sign Petitions Anymore
“Sir! Do you realize that your state senator is a murderer?” “No thank you.” “Did you hear me? Senator Smith is a murderer! He must be brought to justice!” “What? The guy with the …” “Yes, the one with the big ears. He killed four people, and he’s not fit to represent our state!” “HaveContinue reading “Why I Don’t Sign Petitions Anymore”
“Orientation” at Bartleby Snopes
“Excuse me, sir.” “Yes?” “This is going to sound strange, but what year is this?” “Not at all, it’s 2917. October 6th.” Read the rest at Bartleby Snopes
David Hammond 