Working title: The Tragedie of Hamlet, Prince of Denmarke
Act I
Scene I. Elsinore. A platform before the castle.
[Enter Horatio and Marcellus]
HORATIO:
I begged him not to follow that creepy ghost,
Did I not, Marcellus? But off he went!
And we are left to wonder what new fardels
This noble prince must wearily bear through life.
First of all, a father dead, and then,
A mother to an uncle wed. What next?
And what small part may comrades play to ease
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks?
MARCELLUS:
Maybe you can yap a little less?
What the hell’s a fardel anyway?